Introductions and Random Comments

Since this is our very first post, I find that it is necessary to introduce the residents of Seminary 3, pay close attention as these residents are crucial to the hilarity that takes place at Seminary.

The True Residents of Seminary 3:

Bev- The mom roommate, she can cook like no ones business, when she has time. She is also our in house therapist, if you've got a problem she's the one who will listen.

Geraldine- The obsessive compulsive, you had better wash your dishes or else roommate. Her mad spanish skills put us to shame and her socialist views often makes us laugh.

Betty- The disappearing roommate. Her PI skills would make any man nervous. She knows how to play the game like nobody's business. If you have a question about boys, she is the ultimate source.

Barbara Jean- The sleepy roommate, if she's not at class she's probably in her bed catching some zzz's. If she isn't sleeping she's most likely on the phone with Arnold.  She makes us pretty with her mad make up skills and won't let us go out with out outfit approval.

Psuedo Roommates:

Chastity- Our very own Mrs. Officer.  She lives a block way but might as well be our fifth roommate.  Her knowledge of Gcastle and its residents is unparalleled and often disturbing.  

Cornelius- Our male roommate and Betty's boy toy.  He is shy but warms up quickly with alcohol.  Whenever he is around, laughter is sure to follow. His knowledge of "that's what she said" and Rob and Big make us pee our pants.

Walter- Just one of the girls, our very own Perez Hilton. He comes over unannounced, expecting the candy bowl to be full.  His celebrity gossip skills are notorious, only to be outdone by his back that ass up dance moves. 

Other People that Make Appearances:

Journey Jo- The committed friend.  If she doesn't appear very often its because she is either working on sorority stuff or with her bf. However, when she does appear, good times are guaranteed.

Alistair- Everyones best friend. If he is not running the school, he may be found at No. 1.  He knows everything about everyone but is tight lipped. His quotes on the quote wall are legendary. 

Rupert- Geraldine's boy toy. He loves ultimate frisbee and often ditches us for tournaments.  He recently suffered an unfortunate accident while playing.  He provides us with wine and his strawberry daiquiris are delightful!

Arnold- Barbara Jean's  male bff. If Barbara Jean is on the phone its usually with him. He comes to visit the ladies of Seminary 3 from time to time.  He is a smooth talker and an all around ass hole but we love him anyways.  He regales us with interesting stories about his conquests.  In a word, he is a tool.

Eleanor "The Beast"- The love of our lives.  Our 6 week old puppy who was maliciously ripped from our arms 1 month ago.  We miss her dearly and often speak of her. She now resides in WI with our lovers Pockets and Dougie.

Dearest Friends,

There is currently no activity at Seminary 3 besides writing, theses-ing, eating, blogging and the general bullshit. We will be sure to keep you updated on the status of our work as well as any funny developments. 

One interesting development. Cornelius took the LSATs on Saturday, without studying.  When asked how it went, his response was "easy-peesy lemon-squeezy!" Needless to say Geraldine is pissed. We are oh so proud of him, even if he has no current intention of going into law. Get it Cornelius!

One final development. Bev's mom aka Ms. Donna, sent the ladies of seminary 3 cookies and fudge today. Being the fat camp members that we are, it made our day! Thanks Donna!

Good luck to all who are suffering from the plague that is finals week!

XOXOX

B, BJ, B, G